The following story is fiction about an immature youth who still needs a babysitter. The story contains scenes of spanking, shaving, humiliation and gay sex. If these subjects are offensive, uninteresting or if you are a minor (i.e., child) please leave now.
This a sequel to Steam Train's story The Hunt for Kyle's Pubes which should be read first. Each section is Kyle's thoughts about what happened a few hours earlier taken from his personal blog.
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Week 0 – Sunday Evening
I'm terribly confused for today was the worst day in my life yet it was terribly exciting and had some great moments. Well, that good news first. I had my first orgasm today and it was at the hand of a girl. It was from Caitlin – who is my classmate and a few months younger than I. She played with my dick and suddenly I felt very strange (like I was going to pee), then I jerked and it was … er … absolutely fantastic – positively awesome! The terrible stuff is that she is now my babysitter with the authority, right and power to bathe, spank and boss me. She is much bigger than I (at least six inches (thirty cm)) so that she can force me to obey even when Mom isn't about.
It all happened late afternoon today. Mom suddenly came in and dragged me over to Aaron's place next door. There, beside Aaron, was his mom, Mrs. Cabane and two of my classmates – Cassidy and Caitlin. Both girls are already young ladies, much taller than I and even have boobs. The big guys in the class are always sniffing after them, especially Caitlin. Last year I became the smallest boy in the class and one of the small minority without pubes when they all shot up. Since we have to shower together in gym everyone knows that. This morning I again checked and was absolutely thrilled that my pubes are finally beginning to spout.
The women started to talk about girls being more mature than boys and that they are mothers-in-training when they babysit. There must have been some plan because soon I was maneuvered into admitting that they were right and agreeing with Caitlin saying: "But 'if' you did need a babysitter Kyle, it would be okay for me to babysit and bathe you like I do Aaron, as I am more mature?" This was right after I learnt that Aaron was bathed by Caitlin which was something he never told me. Even though he is my friend, he is two years younger.
Mom went on to say: "Son, Caitlin is your babysitter. She has my authority to undress you when its time for a bath." I was horrified and protested that I was almost fifteen and in high school but it was hopeless. Even worse, it was starting right then and there in front of Aaron and all those females!© YLeeCoyote
Both Aaron and I were forced to undress before them all. I had said that "It was no big deal." being naked but still it was terribly embarrassing. It wasn't so bad undressing before our Moms because only a few years ago were we naked a lot with them around even running in the back yard in the sprinklers. However, the girls were my classmates. Caitlin had already bathed Aaron so I guess it was less painful for him. The two of them admired my body, talking about how nice my muscles were but Mom did not notice I was growing pubes and said: "Darling you don't have any pubic hair! See, I knew you were not mature enough to be left alone when I go out Friday." I was irrevocably doomed. I couldn't say anything because Aaron, who is two years younger, had a lot more hair. His penis was also a little bigger than mine. I'm sure that he noticed for he was smirking.
Aaron and I were taken upstairs to get bathed like little boys. Mrs. Cabane had gotten very annoyed at Aaron and Cassidy covered him with this cream that made his hair fall off. This was both punishment and showing that they were in control. I had the selfish thought that he would no longer have more pubic hair than I did, but Caitlin put the same cream on my just starting pubes as they quickly became history dashing my hopes. We were both as hairless as babies. The girls washed us all over like we were only five years old. It was very embarrassing and most humiliating.
Then the first good, er, a great thing happened for both Aaron and I had orgasms! That's my new word for today. Aaron shot a lot of stuff (onto my chest as it happened) from his penis but I did not. The girls had rubbed our penises until we both had orgasms. It was my first one! Definitely awesome, dude!
I'm dreading what will happen in school tomorrow when the girls tell everyone. And, of course, Friday evening for Mom said: "Kyle you may be in high school now, but you are still my little boy. You are not mature enough to stay at home by yourself. Caitlin will be babysitting you!"
I really wanted to protest to Mom, but when she gets so authoritative it is impossible to talk with her. I am doomed!
Week 0 – Monday Evening
After school I talked with Aaron about Caitlin. He said that she was OK as a babysitter for she was not mean, cruel nor nasty like some of the other girls were. But, I had better do exactly what she tells me to without any backtalk or she would spank me. "She spanks very, very hard. You don't want to find out how hard." he added with a rub of his bottom. Obviously, he must have had that unpleasant experience.
Aaron also blamed me because he lost his pubes. I reminded him that I lost mine also and was not happy with the entire situation. Also, that his mom had been planning to do it anyway and it just was a coincidence that I was there. Maybe it was his fault that the cream was taken out in the first place and I lost my just starting pubes.
Week 0 – Tuesday Evening
I had another unpleasant surprise when I got dressed for school this morning. When I opened my underwear drawer there were only tightie-whities – my boxers were gone. On Sunday, Caitlin had commented that little boys usually wear briefs, like Aaron did, and Mom obviously had agreed with her. I asked Mom and she said that briefs were more appropriate for little boys like me and when I no longer need a babysitter and had pubes, then we could talk about it. She did offer to get me some with heroes printed on them should I think that those would be more appropriate for a little boy like me. I quickly rejected the idea of going commando because then I would be even more naked when changing for gym.
Much to my surprise school was the same as always. My classmates did not stare at me like they knew what terrible things had happened on Sunday. In PT no one noticed that my little growth of pubes was gone. I think that if I had had as much as Aaron did, their disappearance would have been noticed. I'm glad that I did not have to explain.
I texted both Caitlin and Cassidy to thank them for not telling everyone that Caitlin was now my babysitter and what happened on Sunday.
Week 0 – Thursday Evening
I'm so nervous about tomorrow when Mom goes out with Mr. Koener for I'll be alone with Caitlin.
Week 0 – Saturday Morning
Caitlin showed up about 5:30 yesterday and Mr. Koener showed up a few minutes later to take Mom out. There was enough time for Mom to tell me in no uncertain terms that I had best do exactly as Caitlin tells me or she will SPANK me. I did not ask if she meant that she would spank me or that Caitlin would. She could have answered 'both of us' and I would have been worse off
Well, it started immediately. Caitlin told me to take off my clothes and I told her later. That was a mistake; a big mistake! She stopped preparing dinner and grabbed me. Before I knew which end of me was up, she had opened and yanked down my jeans and then my briefs before pulling me over her lap. She was very strong! Immediately she started to spank me with her hand. Each and every one of the spanks was hard and I really felt them. I was yelling in pain and begging her to stop. Over and over she raised her hand and brought it back down on my bare bottom and soon I was crying like a baby. After an eternity, she stopped and lifted me up. Again, she said to get undressed and I did so as fast as I could not wanting to get another spanking. When I was naked, she made me stand in the corner while she continued to prepare dinner. I was very sorry that I had not listened to Aaron and obeyed her like I should have.
We ate in the kitchen and I was uncomfortable sitting on the hard wooden chair. Caitlin said that she was disappointed in me that I had disobeyed her. I felt bad about that for I remember that she promised to give me another orgasm IF I WAS GOOD FOR HER. I begged her to forgive me and make me feel wonderful like she had when I was in the bath with Aaron. She said she would if I was a very good boy and made me promise that I would get naked before she came the next time to babysit me.
We watched some TV and I snuggled up next to her on the couch and she put her arm about me. She smelt ever so nice. It made me feel so little since I was naked while she was dressed. When it was bath time, I went docilely, definitely not wanting another spanking, and still hoping for that special treat. She checked if I had any signs of hair by my penis. Very close inspection showed a few hairs just about to come out so she put that cream on again to clean me up as she put it. She washed me carefully all over. She even washed my crack carefully and left my penis for last. After she washed it and rinsed me off, she played with it and gave me another orgasm. RAH! RAH! It was even better than the first time since I was prepared for it.
She watched as I brushed my teeth and then told me to tinkle. It was hard to pee with her watching but she was patient. She said: "I'll help you by holding your little pee-pee." She then put me into my bed and read me a story. I was naked in bed and it felt nice. Caitlin told me not to get dressed until after breakfast. I knew that she could check with Mom so I went down naked. Mom was pleased that I had done as I was told. She said that she was going out again next Friday and that Caitlin would be back.
Week 0 – Saturday Evening
Aaron and I got together to talk this afternoon. He wanted to know how things went with Caitlin babysitting me. At first I did not want to tell him how I behaved like a little boy with my Amazonian babysitter but he had been through it many times. I found that I could not lie to my buddy and told him everything. We quickly agreed that Caitlin was a wonderful babysitter even though she's very strict and makes us go naked. I told him that it had been to be easier to be naked with Caitlin that it had been last Sunday.
After I told him that Caitlin used the cream on me again, he said that he no longer blamed me for the loss of his pubes.
Week 1 – Saturday Morning
There was not anything to write about all week. Caitlin and Cassidy have not told anybody about Caitlin babysitting me complete with bathing me. I'm very glad about that. Mom was pleased that I did as Caitlin said as I did not get dressed until after breakfast and got naked at five, a little before my babysitter was due to arrive. I did not tell her that I did not want to get spanked even more than I wanted to get undressed. I have noticed that the more that I'm undressed, the less it bothers me. Maybe it's just a matter of getting used to it. I guess that like it was talked about that first Sunday afternoon – "It's no big deal."
Caitlin was on time and pleased that I was properly undressed. <lol> After dinner we were sitting on the couch watching the TV and she asked what would have happed if I was dressed. "Oh, you would have spanked me, Caitlin."
"That's absolutely right, Kylie." she replied. "And did you wait until after breakfast to get dressed in the morning?" I was glad that I could say that I had exactly as she had told me to. She seemed to be very pleased that I had been so obedient. Then she questioned me about my conduct all week including doing all my homework and chores. I was able to say that I had been. "And if you hadn't, then what would have happened, Kylie?"
"You would have spanked me." I answered happy that was not going to happen.
Caitlin then told me that from now on when I earned a spanking, she would just tell me and pat her lap as a sign for me to get over her knee. If I did not cooperate, then I would get two spankings. "Now, I want you to practice getting over my lap. I'm going to give you the signal but I won't spank you this time." I got up and watched her pat her lap. It was very strange getting into the position to be spanked. She put her left hand on my waist and rubbed my bottom with her right hand. I was surprised because it did not feel scary like it had when she just pulled me over her lap to spank me last week. Actually, I liked how her hand felt on my bottom. She then gave me a couple of love taps (like a birthday spanking) and told me to get up.
"I'm very pleased with you Kyle. You did exactly as I told you to." Then she started to play with my penis and so I had that wonderful feeling end with an orgasm.
Later when she bathed me, she made me feel great by putting her finger up my bottom hole. She knew about some special spot and that made my pee-pee get very hard and after a while I had another orgasm. Then, just as last week, I brushed my teeth and pee-peed before she tucked me into bed. I have not mentioned putting on pj's because Caitlin knows that I should be naked at home.
Week 2 – Wednesday Evening
I was surprised this afternoon after school for Caitlin came over. I was told to undress while Mom and she talked for a while. I soon found out why and it was not good. That day we had gotten back a test and I had done very poorly. I was questioned about stuff and soon I admitted that I had skipped doing my homework and had not studied as I should have. Mother was quite disappointed in how immature I was. Caitlin knew what had to be done. She moved to the simple chair and patted her lap. I was petrified. She was going to spank me again this time in front of Mother.
"Kyle Quinton, get over my lap immediately." she ordered again patting her lap. Slowly, I obeyed. I knew that this time it was not practice. I hoped that she would not give me a second spanking for not obeying immediately. She held me like we had practiced but this time her gentle pats on my bottom were not so nice. Of course, things got much worse very quickly as the love taps were replaced by hard spanks. I howled and squirmed like a little boy and she spanked me long and hard leaving me bawling in pain. Then I had to stand in the corner while Mom and Caitlin talked.
Then I got a new rule. After I get home from school I had have to get undressed and do my homework and study. I was not allowed any TV or to use the computer for anything but school work. If everything was done, after dinner I was allowed to play until it was time to get ready for bed.
Mother thanked Caitlin profusely while I was still in the corner and then I was sent to my room to do my homework until dinner.
Week 2 – Saturday Morning
Once again Mother went out with Mr. Koener and Caitlin was babysitting me last night. Since I was caught up with my school work, Caitlin suggested that I call Aaron and invite him over to watch the movie with us. He got permission from his mom and soon joined us. Once he was inside, he immediately undressed. It all seemed normal and natural that we two little boys were naked while our mature babysitter was dressed.
After the movie was over, Aaron and I got into a wrestling match like we used to do in the past. Caitlin told us that the ancient Greeks wrestled naked back then. In fact, they did all their sports naked. I did not feel so little hearing that. What I quickly learnt was that Aaron was much better at wrestling than he used to be. Maybe it was because he was now as big as I was and stronger.
A couple of things were very memorable about the play fight. One time I was laying face down and he had gotten on top of me. While he was holding me, I felt that his penis was hard and pressing on my butt crack. He was also trying to get his legs about mine which pushed mine apart which made it even more obvious. I'm sure that Caitlin could not tell. Then while I was on my back, he was sitting on my chest and I could see his hard penis right in front of my face; it was practically touching my lips. It looked larger than it had when we had our first bath together. I wondered why there was a drop of liquid at the tip of it. Did he have to pee? I was trying to get free, but Caitlin said that Aaron had won by pinning me. He was sporting a huge grin for knew he had won.
The prize was a spanking. I had to get over Aaron's lap and he gave me ten spanks. He did not hit as hard as he could but they were a lot more than love taps. I certainly felt them though.
Caitlin then took us for our bath. As always, she used that cream on us that makes the hair fall out before scrubbing both of us. Then we got the special treat. We were kneeling and facing each other as Caitlin played with our penises. It was clear that Aaron's penis was larger than mine from the amount that stuck out from her hand compared to mine. I had my orgasm first but did not shoot anything. Aaron blasted a lot and it hit my chest which he though was very funny. He quickly reached over and rubbed the stuff over my chest. Fortunately, Caitlin washed me off. We brushed our teeth and peed together under her watchful eye. She suggested that Aaron might stay over. We both liked the idea so he called his Mom for permission. Caitlin then tucked us both into my bed.
Before we fell asleep, Aaron said he was growing up faster than I because he beat me at wrestling and could shoot from his bigger cock. Obviously, he noticed that like I had. I said it did not matter but I really did not believe that myself. But what else could I say?
In the morning, after breakfast he got dressed and went home.
Week 3 – Saturday Evening
Today was a special day. Mrs. Cabane had to attend some special conference and had arranged for Caitlin to take Aaron to the zoo. I was invited to go also. Caitlin also brought her three-year younger sister, Tanya. I looked forward to going because I love the animals and, rather than going by car as I had in the past, we were going by public transportation. The trip was complicated. We first took the train to downtown and then had to take two subways trains to get to the zoo. Although it is pretty complicated, Caitlin not only got us there but back on time. Mom took us to the railroad station early and Caitlin got our tickets.
I like traveling on the train. We're not strapped in and can move about and the scenery is so different than I usually see. Once we got into the zoo, we argued about what to see first until Caitlin said that she would decide and led us about. Actually it really did not matter what the order was as long as we saw everything.
Of course, it is impossible to see everything but we tried. I was fascinated by the tiger enrichment session with the big male Siberian tiger. Imagine, playing with a 450 pound (205 kg) pussy cat that can eat you.
It was latter that I wanted to go back to see it again that I got into trouble since Aaron (and Caitlin for that matter) wanted to see other things. I guess I was too demanding and Caitlin had to teach me a lesson. She took us on a back path where hardly anyone goes and sat down on a bench to lecture me as Aaron and Tanya both watched with smiles. After the lecture, she had me stand to her side and then as calmly as anything opened my belt and jeans and pulled them down along with my briefs. She patted her lap and I quickly got into position over it. As always, she spanked me hard and it hurt. I wished that they were not watching and that I had behaved properly as she roasted my bottom good and proper. Fortunately, I did not bawl but I was sobbing by the time she let me up.
It was terrible timing for as I got up, a security guard came by and wanted to know what was happening because my pants were down. "The little boy was naughty and he got a good hard spanking to remind him to behave properly, Madam." replied Caitlin.
She could see everything because my pants and briefs were still about my ankles and she said. "Yes, ten year olds are often like that. I wish a lot of other babysitters would give them the spankings they so richly deserve." and then she went on.
But that was not the end of my embarrassment. Because right there was a family with a couple of kids. "Tell the boy and girl why you got spanked, Kylie." ordered Caitlin. Through my tear filled eyes with tear-stained cheeks I told them something and then asked if I may pull up my pants.
The little girl who I judged to be about nine then said to her brother. "Kenny, your pee-pee is bigger than his." and then she asked "How old is the naughty boy, Ma'am?"
"He's acting like he's only eight so he gets spanked like that but he is really almost fifteen."
The little girl said: "And he is still hairless." They all laughed and moved on.
Tanya asked if I always acted like a little boy and Caitlin told her that I did (even more so than Aaron) and she had to spank me a lot. I was very quiet for the rest of the day. I was glad that the train seats were paddled.
When she got me home, Mother asked how I behaved and Caitlin expounded. "Mrs. Quinton, I'm sorry to say but Kylie was a naughty little boy and I had to spank him at the zoo while Aaron was a well-behaved little gentleman." Mother was angry and was very rough with me in the bath. Of course, she did not give me an orgasm like Caitlin usually does. She did, however, remember to use that terrible cream and to lecture me about how I had not grown up and was still a baby.
Week 5 – Monday evening
Aaron had some good news. He managed to convince his mom that he was well behaved enough for some changes. He had been hoping for 'no more babysitter' but that did happen. She did say that he was allowed to have pubes although Caitlin had the right to remove them. "That's my next battle." he said hopefully.
Week 12 – Saturday morning
Last night Aaron betrayed me! Caitlin was sitting me and he came over. Since I was naked, he cheerfully undressed telling me that it was no big deal (like I had said that Sunday afternoon almost three months ago). I had not seen him naked for a while and I was surprised. Apparently, he had convinced Caitlin not to use the cream at least a month ago since he had a big bush. Well, considering that I had nothing, anything would have seemed big but, in truth, it was full. He had also grown for his penis was almost four inches (ten cm) soft while mine was under five inches (12.7 cm) hard. I felt very small. I had not expected this as he had not grown taller like bigger guys at school had. He did not say anything nor do anything to call attention to it, but it was just out there and it made me feel so little. I wished that I was developing faster as my penis was still so small and I hardly shot anything at all.
I'm not quite sure what I was doing wrong but Caitlin told me to behave a few times. After the third time, Aaron said that I must be looking for a spanking. Caitlin laughed but, worse, agreed. "Yes, you are quite right, the little boy needs a spanking."
Usually, Caitlin is sitting between us, but last evening Aaron was in the middle. He just grabbed me and pulled me over his lap. My head landed in Caitlin's lap and Aaron held my right wrist high up my back so that I couldn't move. Caitlin put her hands on my head and said to be still. Aaron's hand was patting and rubbing my bottom then. It did not seem quite as nice as when she did that.
That was the same. In fact, Aaron hit harder than Caitlin did. I howled but his hand kept coming down hard and I was hurting. As he spanked, my howls changed into sobs and then I was bawling like a baby. Aaron lifted me up and sent me into the corner while he and Caitlin sat on the couch and whispered to each other. I could not hear what they were doing but I think I heard some kissing.
Aaron watched as Caitlin gave me my bath and put me to bed. Since I had been naughty, she did not give me an orgasm nor read me a story. I cried myself to sleep.
On second thought, I probably would have gotten spanked by Caitlin harder so maybe it was better this way.
Week 12 – Saturday afternoon
In the morning Aaron dropped in and Mom was glad to see him. She suddenly needed to do some shopping and she was glad that there was someone to watch me. I said I did not need watching but she pointed to my still red bottom and said that proved otherwise.
After she left, Aaron said that he was sorry and was going to make up for last night by giving me an orgasm. Now Caitlin did that in two ways – by playing with my penis or putting her finger in my bottom. Aaron said he had a better way than with a finger. He took me to my bedroom and undressed. Now his penis was hard and more than six inches (sixteen cm). I laid stomach down on my bed as he said to and then he played with my bottom a lot. Just like Caitlin did, he put his finger in my butt but moved it around differently than she did for a while and then he got on top of me and pushed something into me. He quickly found that special spot and it felt very good. Only then did I realize what he had put into me. But I did not worry about it since it was making me feel ever so awesome good. He moved in and out a lot and soon I had an orgasm. He did not stop and then I heard that he was having one also. He stayed in me, laying on top of me and holding me. It was very good. We were playing a video game when Mom got back. She thanked him for watching me and Aaron said I was not any trouble at all. She then asked why he was naked and he explained that he thought I would feel more comfortable if he was also undressed like I was. "It no big deal, Mrs. Quinton, as we discussed three months ago. And you have seen me naked a lot since then. I'm used to it now."
I'm certain that Mom noticed that Aaron had a bush while I was still a hairless, little boy.
Week 20 – Wednesday evening
Aaron was thirteen just a couple of days ago and we were talking about how he was now a teenager. He said that his mom had given him the best present of all. "Aaron, I feel that you have grown up a lot in the last half year and you won't have to have a babysitter except when I'm staying out very late.
I did not tell him, but Mother had refused to listen to my pleas about that or having pubes saying that my conduct was far too childish and immature. I'm stuck with a babysitter who keeps me bald. <sigh!>
Week 34 – Saturday morning
Things got worse last night. Caitlin has had Cassidy over while she was sitting me and Cassidy sat me a few times when Caitlin was unavailable. Last night it was worse. Caitlin brought her sister, Tanya, who is only twelve to help her and "give her some experience with older boys who need a babysitter" she explained. I nearly died when she came in for Tanya is in the sixth grade, even younger than Aaron and I'm already in the tenth grade and almost sixteen. Caitlin reminded me that she allowed to have a friend over not just to visit but to help babysit me.
Just like her big sister, Tanya was also well developed in the same ways. She was taller than me for in the last year I hardly grew any whatsoever. Even worse, my penis had not grown either. I can't help but to wonder if it doesn't grow if one's pubes are removed. I'm sure that she looked me over very carefully and saw how little and boyish I looked just like that day in the zoo almost eight months ago.
I made the mistake of objecting that she was there because she was so young but that got me into more trouble. I was reminded that the controlling factor was not age but maturity. "You look and act just like a little boy, Kylie," declared Tanya pretty much like Mother had eight months ago. "It is perfectly clear that you need a babysitter." She paused. "If you don't stop this nonsense immediately, boy, I shall spank you." I did not get the message. I was very upset that a young girl seemed to be in charge of me and seeing me naked. It did not help any that it was true that I did look like a little boy. I had visions of my classmates all taller than I and all with bushes while I was like a grade school kid – short and bald. Tanya quickly put a stop to my childish tantrum as she called it.
Tanya grabbed me by my penis and pulled me across the room where she sat down. Then she pulled me over her lap and began to spank me. I was in shock. Caitlin had trained me well not to try to stop her spanking and I seemed paralyzed. Tanya spanked me long and hard. I yelled and then I cried and then I bawled like a little baby. Just as I learnt that I must obey Caitlin, I now also knew that I must obey her little sister the same way. I just lay over her lap, totally limp and beaten. All I could hear was that Caitlin was praising Tanya for taking such good control of me. A little while later I was standing in the corner, with my hands on my head as the two young ladies watched TV.
When their show was over, I was taken for my bath. As you would expect, Tanya did it including using the terrible cream and held my pee-pee while I tinkled for her. Because I was so naughty, they did not give me an orgasm nor read me a story.
It was one very miserable evening for me. The additional fear that they would tell Mom was proven true at breakfast. To say the least, Mother was not pleased and was disappointed that even though I was fifteen that I still need a babysitter.
Week 36 – Saturday afternoon
Travis Haussler got what I've been getting for nine months in relative privacy but publicly. He is also in my class but is a bully. I witnessed how he was taken down a few pegs. My treatment was gentle by comparison and relatively private. Monday after PT everyone will believe the buzz that going to happen all morning.
[Publisher's note: Kyle's description has been withheld as you can read about it at The Hunt for Travis' Cum to be published soon.]
Week 53 – Thursday evening
Last week I was taken to the doctor to be examined about why I was not growing. The test results came back today and good news is that there is not anything wrong with me but the bad news is that I'm a late bloomer and I just have to be patient until my body decides to mature. Next year they will give me some drugs to kick start the process if necessary. The doctor also explained that immaturity was not related and I just had to grow up emotionally. Unfortunately, there isn't any drug to help that.
Mother told me that I would be having a babysitter until I matured which was entirely up to me. She even said that she was glad that Tanya would be available since Caitlin and Cassidy were not always available.
The future looks bleaker than ever.
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