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The following story is fiction about an out of control boy and his new sitter.  The story contains scenes of spankings.  If this subject is offensive, uninteresting or if you are a minor (i.e., child) please leave now.

I took the expression "The Schartz-Metterklume Method" from H. H. Munro (Saki) and highly recommend his story of that title, which does have some significant reference to my use.  The text is included in: and Alfred Hitchcock's TV's version might be around somewhere.

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New Sitter; New Rules


"No.  Positively not.  NO!" said Marcy on the phone most emphatically to Mrs. Pettipool.  "I told you last time that I will never again sit for your son, Willy, again."

"Maybe you can recommend one of your friends." pleaded the desperate mother.

"If I did that, I would lose a friend and maybe several.  I'm sorry but Willy is impossible and out of control." finished the teen girl who had been quite traumatized when she sat the-not-so-little-anymore monster.  She was very glad that she had been wearing tight jeans rather than a skirt when she recalled the horrid things that Willy tried to do the last time.

Mrs. Pettipool was desperate for she had exhausted all her friends and every supermarket bulletin board within five miles trying to get a babysitter for her little angel.  Unfortunately, everyone else thought that he was at least the devil's spawn, if not Lucifer incarnate, and wanted no part of sitting for him even indirectly.  In her desperation she turned to listings on the web where she found this ad:

Your son need a sitter and can't stand girls yet?  Or they can't stand him?  You need a young superhero guy to watch, protect and control the little fella.  I practice The Schartz-Metterklume Method and specialize in 'difficult' boys.  This fifteen-year-old high school sophomore is available evenings, overnights and weekends.  Modest Rates.  E-mail: or call 555-555-9950.  Shad.© YLeeCoyote

Mrs. Pettipool called immediately not even bothering to determine what the Schartz-whatever method was.  She was most impressed with the young man, especially his maturity and confidence.  He was not at all phased by the redacted reports of previous sitter difficulties.  Actually, he boasted about his success with his previous clients and he offered references.

Mrs. Pettipool, to insure that the references were legitimate, stopped by one of them.  A boy, just a little older than Willy, opened the door and greeted her politely.  After she explained her business, the lad said he would call his mother.  She was surprised that he walked briskly to the kitchen and told her she had a visitor in a quiet voice rather than yelling from the doorway.  When the woman appeared she asked about Shad.  "Oh yes, he is very good.  His Schartz-Metterklume Method is wonderful and he has really helped my son even when he is not here.  I've even adopted myself."

Mrs. Pettipool even asked the boy how he felt.  "Uncle Shad has helped me a lot.  Mother and I get along a lot better now, ma'am."  Mrs. Pettipool was most satisfied and arranged for Shad to sit her son on Friday evening.

* * * * * * * * * *

The appointed time came on Friday evening and Shad appeared.  Mrs. Pettipool was surprised when he insisted that she go over the rules for her son while he was there and while Shad noted them on a form he had brought.  Willy was also so mystified at the strange procedure that he listened to it.  The first thing on the agenda was dinner and, as Willy was the typical ravenous boy, not any problem.  He immediately ate – practically before Shad could place the plate on the table after extracting it from the microwave.

Willy was quite surprised that Shad was delighted to rough house with him unlike the teen girls he was use to sitting him.  No matter how Willy stalked and pounced on his sitter, he was always efficiently extracted and found himself a captive.  Willy then tried the TV and selected an adult channel.  "You are not permitted to watch that, Willy." stated Shad quietly but most firmly, "Change the channel immediately."  Not surprisingly, Willy did not do that insisting that he could watch.  Shad took the remote from him and held him down as he struggled to get it back.  With just a few quick taps of his thumb Shad activated the 'parental control' feature of the cable box and the channel disappeared.

Willy quickly looked for others only to discover that they were all blocked and immediately began to yell.  "That is enough, boy.  Be quiet.  You are not permitted to watch such things."  To anyone who knew the boy that remark would have sounded ludicrous but Shad was firm.  "You have thirty seconds to stop that shouting or else."

Just forty seconds later, Willy began to discover what 'or else' meant.  Shad just grabbed him and held him between his legs and with both of his hands gripped tightly behind his back.  As Shad opened the boy's belt and jeans, he spoke quietly ignoring the loud protests and empty threats.  Once the jeans were open, they were pushed down and the boy's briefs quickly joined them.  The howls of protest continued even as helpless Willy was forced into the spanking position with his head down, his butt up and his legs in a vice-like grip of his sitter's legs.

Although he had never been spanked, Willy realized that with his bare ass up and being over Shad's knee he was about to be spanked.  "STOP.  You can't spank me.  I'm never spanked."

"Quiet, William Thomas Pettipool.  Your mother knows all about my methods and you are getting spanked."  Then without any further discussion, Shad began to spank the troublesome boy.  The shock of the first hard spank caused a moment of silence.  The howling resumed with a new note of urgency as spank after spank rained down on the naughty boy's bottom.  After a while the yells of protest and spoiledness gave way to the bawling of a naughty little boy receiving a well deserved spanking.  When Shad decided that it was sufficient, he stopped spanking and lifted the boy up.  Instinctively, the boy hugged his spanker as he bawled his eyes out for the first time from a real spanking delivered in accordance with the Schartz-Metterklume Method.

A short time later, Shad told the boy that it was time to bathe and get to bed.  Not only did the lad's objections stop instantly when he was asked if he wanted another spanking but he rushed to comply getting ready for bed in record time.  Because he was in bed early, he was allowed some time to play a video game and was not cut off at the stroke of his bedtime.  Along with the usual bedtime wishes, he was advised that he had better do as he was told for a record would be kept and additional 'for elses' could be forthcoming.

* * * * * * * * * *

It was a week later that Shad was once again engaged to sit Willy.  After Mrs. Pettipool left, Shad had a discussion with Willy.  "I am disappointed in you, Willy.  Your mother tells me that you were pretty naughty this week – talked backed several times, did not do all your chores and skipped two assignments for school and more.  Is this correct, boy?"

Surprised and intimidated, Willy nodded and stared at the floor.  Shad did not behave like others who were in charge of him.  He expected good behavior and never yelled.  He did not take 'no' for an answer but spanked – spanked hard – instead.  "This is not acceptable behavior, Willy.  You have earned several spankings.  Drop your pants and get over my lap."

"I'll be good.  I promise.  Please don't spank me again." the boy pleaded with his hand gripping his bottom protectively.

"One from several is still several, Willy, so even that will not save your little butt.  Let's get this over without any more fussing or delay."  When Shad patted his lap, Willy moved closer albeit slowly and opened his pants.  Just as slowly he pushed them down and bent over.  Unfortunately, his cooperation did not make the spanks hurt any less when they connected with a loud crash on his naked tail and each was immediately followed with a yell.  The barrage of spanks soon had the boy bawling and his bottom fiery red.  Even as he cried on Shad's shoulder, he did not feel as much as a baby as the first time for he felt that he had bravely accepted the punishment.

They ate dinner in silence and then Willy said he wanted to be alone and went off to his room.  A little before bedtime, Shad, reminded him to get ready.  When Shad came in to say 'goodnight' he was surprised that Willy wanted to talk.  "Are you going to spank me every time?" he asked.

"Of course not, Willy.  Only when you have misbehaved or messed up at school because you didn't do your work."  He didn't add that it could only happen when he was engaged as his sitter.

* * * * * * * * * *

There was marked change in Willy's behavior starting the next day.  When his mother left him with a glowing report the next week, Willy had a new attitude.  He was very surprised when Shad told him to drop 'em and get over his lap.  "But I was good all week." he insisted.  Shad insisted and promised him extra for backtalk.  Reluctantly Willy got into position.

"What happens to naughty little boys, Willy?"

"They get spanked."

"Right." said Shad and gave him a few very gentle little love taps.  "Like this?"

"NO.  Very hard.  This is much better." responded the surprised boy as he was lifted up.

Willy and Shad had some fun together thanks to the effectiveness of the Schartz-Metterklume Method.

The End

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